"ReLaTiOnShIt"

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" ReLaTiOnShIt"

A bibliography: MY girlfriend...

EPILOGUE: my dear blog!!!! feeling empty today again bt isnt this emptyness ,that fire, which asks me to fill you up again......

chapter:BeGiNiNg oF An eNd

they broke up and lived happily ever after.............

InTrOdUcTiOn:

think feminine .think alluring.think soft as rose petals and pristine as sea shells.. your guess would be as clear as a stop sign...ooops!!! i forgot :think b**bs...now leme say your guess would be as clear as a stop sign that i m talking about girl species!!!

A love struck guy asked me, DUDE “ARE THEY NORMAL???..i replied yeah i am a dude ..thanx...and then my response ranged from like..they don’t lick windows or pee on themselves..so by that measure they are normal...but ON A MORE PATIENT DAY... i would say “yeah SOME OF THEM are NORMAL......

chapter :SPEctrum AnAL(ySiS)

‘Din KhAAli KhAAli bartan haiN

aur raat hai jaise Anddha KuwAAn

iNn sOOni Andheri aankhon meiN

aansooN ki jagah aata hai dhUaan

jeene ki wajah toh koi nahin

marNey ka bahana dhoondta hai’...........

......when gulzar penned it down he meant it for those searching their aashiyanaas and aabudaanas...,,,bt what he missed is that it was equally suitable and apt for dose entangled in the web of a relationship....now since i have mentioned it.... skim through the lines once again and think for yourself!!!! am i justified in manipulating the lines????? yes i am as right as rain...

an author once lamented ,"relation ships are work"...For someone who's idolised the likes of juliet,would find that statement to be a bit of spirit crusher...it sounds clinical and definitely sucks the romance outa equation.but you will realise sooner or later that the statement is true to its words..the stories of lovers meeting through destiny and uniting againgst all odds, making it to marital bliss and living happily ever after is a thing fairy tails are made up of...real life is far removed from that fantasy...once the first flush is gone and you start to blink afer staring love lorn into your captive's eyes, the real story begins.NOT EVERY RELATIONSHIP CAN STAND THE TEST OF TIME.... soon realisation dawns on the love sick couple that such glossy romances are best restricted to novels and its probability in this conventational world is a fry cry.....

chapter xx EaRlY DaYs:

They say "By rule men are fool" and who better than women to make you one....GoD so miraculously posted assets on their body that they dont have to sweat it out to turn us into a buffoon in a jiffy...haah!!!God is so ill deliciously evil.......

when you first see them they seem so YOUNG -science fiction young

so LIVELY-like a delinquent kitten..

so INNOCENT-that when you ask them akal badi ya bhains..they instantly asks for their date of birth.....

you start using the word HONEY SO often that government should start asking you to pay Bees some royalty....

YOU PROMISE EACH OTHER to love till africa and china meets....till river jumps over the mountain....common guys... opium addicts are more alert than you !!!!

how can you be so naive to make such baseless promises....

but even here doppler effect shows its teeth...when the things come nearer u see it changing its nature...the same mouth that askd the date of birth seems to you blabbing and yakking all the time....o thy heaven!!!! why dont they understand there are so many incredible things or(JOBS) that you can do with human mouth...WHY WASTE IT BLABBING AND TALKING....

the same scince fiction “young” now behaves to its true meaning....they sneak inside of you and skulk around like U R vietnam or iraq for their USA-self....

“BUZZ-OFF” now becomes the catch phrase replacing overused “honey”...another classic case of why law should ask u to pay royalty to buzzing Bees for using their world terms incessantly....

if you previously proclaimed yourself as ACEGAMER...they try to turn you into ASSGAMER....U suddenly become an artist.an ARTIST is not someone who paints or sculpts but the one who pays all the bills and talks in detail about the not-so-important ants on the sidepath...that she saw sometimes back!!!! In a nutshell YOU BECOME BUSIER THAN ONE LEGGED MAN IN A BUTT KICKING CONTEST...

A complex aldehydu with valves of testosterone completely opened and releasing buckets of it inside him is at the heights of his ecstacy...smelling oestrogen around him he concocts this as any artist would do....:

“the church propagated the geocentric theory that sun revolves around the earth and earth is the centre of universe....

Then came Copernicus with heliocentric theory that its the earth that revolves around sun and sun is the centre of universe....

But now with his HELL-IOCENTRIC theory he refutes every other theories saying that its “you ” around which my world revolves....and guess what girl tags along with him....

HOW ARTISTIC ISNT IT!!!....copernicus must be cursing himself at this plight....

chapter xx NOs and BUTTs...

the most demoralizing syllable in english language is "NO and BUT"....and girls are all about nos and buts...but boys are all about BUTTS...

DuHaAiI:::hear them gals..having a healthy sexual apetite is not a crime.....

“When nothing else works, try falling in love”.being in love makes everything look better,”—

Whoever said this i reckon was a romantic who saw the world through rose tinted glasses and most importantly was in the first few months of his love affair....

It all starts with the”i have nothing to do from this wretched enterprise of love” theory.....suddenly a girl with rating 9.5+5%(tolerance) passes by and the same archimedes transforms into a Shakespearean mouth:oh!!! Cupid hast thou pierced me with thine sweet searing arrow””....

O’ below equator thing cease thy lustful quake!!!

Chapter xx

AfTeRmAtH Of a lOvEqUaKe...

As dey say GRAVITATION cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.....n neither it is responsible for people falling apart..its an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired which makes you stick together...however short it may be!!!!!!

To a bald man dandruff is a thrill...likewise a girl to a boy whose orkut profile proclaims him to be a “single” guy....but both as one would know will ask you to eject “something”....BOY!!!more than you want....

When you apply operation”soaring eagle” on their body...for some unknown phantom reasons they become truly Indian....do they have some “Indian “ chip inside...that triggers itself automatoically...

Their demands from you will increase like a 12 years old infant’s susu BUT when it comes to your demand(even if its just the one thing that boys ask from gals and they know it) they turn tighter than 10 years infant’s butt....

Ohhh..this topic seems to be unending so let me force it into a damped oscillation....

As i have realized Love and hate don’t seem to cancel each other out in a relationship.they can co-exist and drive you mad!!!! Sometimes you feel such rage that you can kill her...yet there are other times when you feel you need her more than ever...

They make you realize that you have that masculine power working correctly but then they even make you realize your feminine side..they make you cry......

Strange isn’t!!!even after what she does to you ..she is the only one who can really comfort you in her cotton arms....

spoilers:no offence intended towards anyone watsoever...read and enjoy..thats all my motive is...if somehow i have said something which hurt somebody..i am sorry....

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